For those outside New York, Governor Paterson is blind. The Urban Campfire does not endorse discriminatory humor but couldn't resist the obvious goofiness in this Times Headline.
separated at birth
Kevin Bacon and Cathie Black
For those outside New York, Cathie Black is the business hack that our business hack of a mayor chose to run our public school system. Within her first week she announced a concrete answer to overcrowding in the class rooms of the lower east side. Birth Control. Unfortunately for us, Ms. Blackheart's parents did not agree.