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Joachim “Jogi” Loew, coach of the German national futbol team, wore the same sweater for most of the 2010 World Cup. He was quoted as saying it was for luck but insiders report that the real reason was the dried snot he had saved on the sleeves. The Urban Campfire has uncovered proof that this was not a lone incident. The world is watching.